Your Looks Upgrade Mine- Upgrading You Upgrades Me Too

Deny it all you want, but we all know its true. Ugly people make average people look beautiful. And average people know this, that's why they surround themselves with these uglies. The uglies also benefit because they average person attracts attention to them.

Example: X is an average girl with quite a strange-looking body for a girl. But she has nice skin, which is about the best thing about her. Y is a guy who seems to be from an alternate universe completely. He has bad skin, is highly overweight and to top it all off, he's not a speaker, he communicates by means of word vomitting. For some reason or another, fate is kind to Y and gives X a moment of temporry insanity which lands her in a relationship with Y. Suddenly X is not that average at all. People start saying things like, "yeah, she's not that great, but there is something about her that makes you look twice". Meanwhile, U is also benefitting because suddenly people are like, "Hmmm, Y must be good in bed or a great kisser or he must spoil her to death or something. Coz he is so aesthetically challenged and yet X is so happy and so in love. I winder what it is, but he must be amazing at whatever it is".

Its a very strange phenomenon indeed. If you are X, please don't feel guilty, and if you are Y, don't feel bad or ugly. The point is this- regardless of who brought what into the relationship, the partnership is working. So no need to squabble over who is the brains and who is the beauty and who is just the weakest link. Seriously though, I find it amazing. Amzing, mind-boggling and just awesome all at once. Because its win-win all around. The ugly gets fame, while the average gets beauty. Its really a masterpiece.

I was just thinking out loud... Most random post ever!